Pau Gasol.

Just look at the nasty, sweaty, hairy, big-nosed, yucky man. I apologize that was a little harsh but EVERY time I watch a Lakers game I gag and cringe. Mostly because Pau Gasol is on the team. I honestly will take it as far as saying he is probably the only man in the NBA I would not date, and probably one of the only men over 6 feet that I would not date. His face is always hairy, but even when he does shave it... It ain't pretty.... 

See... Told ya so. Apart from his beard (which is not even a full beard, just scraggly and uneven) his hair is always sweaty and stringy and in his face. Of course having it in his face makes it a little nicer since then I can't see it as well, it goes paired with the fact that long hair is not cute on boys (refer to my previous post). 


Also, he plays on the Lakers and therefore I can't stand him. Regardless. Sorry but I'm a big Celtics fan and even seeing the purple and gold colors together just rub me the wrong way. He also always has his mouth open when he is playing which shows me he is a mouth breathe-er and probably even chews with his mouth open. It also reveals some really jacked up teeth. Lastly I don't think he is THAT good. Of course most of that comes from the fact that he works for the enemy but still he did not do well in the playoffs last year. Averaging about a 42% shooting average during those games (haha sucks to suck) just doesn't add up for me. 


I will leave you all with a great selection of pictures of, in my opinion, one of the ugliest humans on this Earth... Mr. Pau Gasol. Very vom.com worthy if you ask me. 

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes... 

Saying AYYY OHHHH I am ugly... 

I mean really... Time to go into a cave. 

For life.