Snow.

Don't get me wrong I am totally pro snow... ONLY between December 15-January 2nd. After that it is horrible. Miserable. And cold. 


Obviously if I am laying in bed drinking hot chocolate or ice skating on a pond or sledding; not going to school I am a happy camper (again WHEN IT IS THE HOLIDAY SEASON). But if I am going to school, wiping my car off in the freezing weather, or slipping around on ice I am not a fan. 


Being a tall girl who can't really walk on normal pavement or up and down stairs without falling, adding an icy, snowy layer in between me and the cement is NOT fun. I have to walk much slower when there is snow on the ground and therefore I am frequently late to wherever I am headed. And when I get there I am usually miserable because I am wet having recently fallen in a snow bank. Think I am exaggerating? I'm not. 

Story of my life... Literally. 

Anyway, snow is pretty and festive when I know it will be the holiday season and there are many presents waiting for me around the corner. But at any other time of the year?? GET ME TO HAWAII.

Knees.

I literally did not even want to put pictures on this post, mostly because I am petrified of what I will find googling knee images. I can't handle how gross they are. Both inside and out. I am also petrified of tearing/dislocating mine but even without the injury aspect I hate knees. 

Look at this. It literally makes me want to cry.

Starting with the inside, just look at it... One little sack of fluid and a few ligaments are the only things standing between you jumping around loving life or not being able to walk. A sack of fluid (gross on it's own) is what separates your leg bones from grinding together. That is just NOT okay with me. I don't trust them. 

The nurse in my high school saw my knees once and said 

"Those are the ugliest knees I have ever seen"

Mine usually look like these ones

Also maybe it's just mine, but they are always bruised and swollen. I get that my friends and I all play volleyball so those are the only ones I see... But even if they haven't been scraped on the floor recently, they are not cute. I just don't like looking at them. Or hearing about them. Or hearing about injuries involving them. Or SEEING injuries happen to them. Ever.


So if I'm ever irritating you or you want me to shut my eyes, plug my ears, and stop talking just roll your pant leg up, touch your knee, and start talking about how they work. 

Not Cute.

This is the newest addition to my blog: Mystery Couple Mondays. 

Every Monday I will describe to you a couple that just makes me say vom.com... 

Couple one: They are just one of those really awkward looking pairs. They kinda just make me uncomfortable. Just strictly looking at them makes me cringe a little. He's not even much taller than her from what I've seen which is just not okay to me. Don't get me wrong, I'm really happy for them that they found each other... But if they ever reproduce, it won't be pretty. 

I sound so shallow only talking about their looks, but that's not all that makes them couple one on my blog. They are very awkward together. They are from very different social circles which does not really help them out at all. They interact very rarely and when they do it consists of things like a viral video of them rapping together circling the web. Not cute. Or good, I might add. 

Overall I am proud that they have lasted as long as they have, I guess they are just one of those couples that are just so strange it actually works... Like Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey... 

The Winky Face.

So you know I'm using it in access here so you understand what I mean. ;) 

So I don't mind the occasional wink face from a close friend or something but it gives me the hee bee jee bees or however you say that when it's used a lot... or ever really. ;) I mean it holds so much meaning that it just rubs me the wrong way. ;) Are you flirting? ;) Are you just kidding around? ;) Are you thinking you're funny? ;) Do you have something in your eye? ;) People don't often wink in public, and when they do it's considered creepy, so why wink in texting or comments? ;) 

It just adds so much more to what you are saying and I don't really like it. ;) I can't even say I would enjoy a winky face from someone like James Lafferty or Darren Criss. ;) (see that sentence is ten times creepier with the use of the winky face ;) ) It really just makes me say vom.com and that's why it's on the blog today because it's been rubbing me the wrong way lately. ;) 

Anyway, it's fine if you want to use them, I won't judge you, just think before you wink. ;) Also if you liked the winky face before this post I can guess you aren't too keen on it now. ;) 

Boys with long hair.

Okay. This one is obvious. It isn't cute. And it never looks clean, I don't know why, but it doesn't. Never have I seen a boy with long hair and said anything but vom dot com. 


Don't get me wrong, I don't mind a little bit of a shaggy hair... But if it passes the ears it has GOT to go. It always looks stringy and greasy. Even if they've just showered! Yuck. I don't understand because girls with long hair look clean. But boys don't. I have seen many a cute boy look NAST with long hair. 


And don't even get me started on putting it into ponytails, or worse, buns. No thank you. If someone like Tom Brady or David Beckham can't pull it off, what makes you think you can? 


To sum up, if I see you from behind and can't tell if you are a boy or girl because of the length of your hair... I may just clip it off myself. 

Two girls kissing? Or a boy and girl? I should be able to tell.

Boy or Girl? The world may never know.

Chapstick.

More specifically, eating Chapstick. 


Ever since the second grade I have gagged when I see Chapstick all because of Meghan. A girl in my second grade class who ATE her Chapstick everyday. Can we say vom.com? 


I remember it so vividly, I came into school one day and there she was sitting in the hallway LICKING her chapstick. I asked her why she was doing it and she said "because it tastes so good" Are we kidding? 


Just wait. It gets worse. She actually took a bite out of it. It was the pink kind too... Cherry to be exact. I have not been able to use pink Chapstick since. I stick with the kind that isn't a stick. Or the non-flavored kinds because when I smell or see the flavored kind I just think of Meghan sitting in the hallway licking it like a popsicle.